Cass·I·us·ing
kash-ee-uhs-ing
-Verb: To Cassius a claim, cassiusing a set 1. A form of hyperventilation pertaining to the method used as originally by Cassius Edwards of Toronto. The individual stands parallel against the wall; bends their torso at an angle perpendicular to the wall and proceeding to hyperventilate as fast as they can until they feel faint. They then stand vertically again, constrict their trachea with their hands and hold both their breath and throat until they are faint.
2. Holding a bong toke really fucking long because it is kif or your last little bit of that fiyah bundem kush
Cassius : Kelson wanna get high without drugs?
Kelson : yo bwoiiiiiiiiiiiii i wanna get LITARDED
Cassius begins shaking on the floor in a seizure-like manner
Dan: What are you gonna do?
me: I'm cassiusing this last bowl to make it last me longer
a style in which no one can achieve other than the man himself. this style includes the swagger of one million unicorns, as well as shitting on peoples faces when you lay down those frontside overcrooks on the damn round rail. if you are to ever achieve The Donnie Cassese 1 of 2 things will happen...
1:your head will explode from a swag overload
2:everyone will jizz their pants at the same time... except for the actual donnie cassese(of course)
having the donnie cassese is almost a sign of true dominance in society
(this is a simulation that may never happen in real life
person 1-"yo dude i may have The Donnie Cassese going!" *shows off his skate swag person 2-*head explodes from shear amazement*
An introverted man with good intentions, tending to stay away from drama. Incredibly handsome, charming, and has a three-foot schlong. Can always be found standing at least four feet away from the popular kids as not to get involved with any bullshit, and spends time with his friend, Mini-Me-- A miniature version of Cassius that also dislikes drama and also happens to have a three-foot schlong. Cassius sweats nothing but pure testosterone and adrenaline, and therefore is always surrounded by chicks. Does not enjoy eating tacos while riding a big motorcycle.
Damn... I wish I could be friends with Cassius... But I also wish that I were eating tacos on a motorcycle... I will always try, but will never be him.
A Cassius is an all round wonderful person. Popular, but not too popular; good at sport; smart AND good looking. Girls (or boys) most of the time adore him. He is neither an introvert or extrovert and can get quite fiery. He will always understand and be there for you. If you are close to a Cassius or Cassius type you should consider yourself lucky, but don't get to close to him because he falls in love with ease.
Alex: Cassius is such a cool dude, I wish I was more like him...
Jim: Yeah I know!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.