3 definition by Winkie March

An introverted man with good intentions, tending to stay away from drama. Incredibly handsome, charming, and has a three-foot schlong. Can always be found standing at least four feet away from the popular kids as not to get involved with any bullshit, and spends time with his friend, Mini-Me-- A miniature version of Cassius that also dislikes drama and also happens to have a three-foot schlong. Cassius sweats nothing but pure testosterone and adrenaline, and therefore is always surrounded by chicks. Does not enjoy eating tacos while riding a big motorcycle.

A crusty decrepit old hag whose overstayed her welcome in Buckingham palace. She doesn't even really do anything except bitch and complain about how she's made uncomfortable by the black gentleman standing over there, or how she can't feel half of her face. She binge watches BBC and chews cud all day whilst smoking two packs a day because she is British. She got diabeetus!

An unimportant delusional man, who believes American history to be a work of fiction he saw in a movie one time. He thinks he can solve the world's problems by shoving fish sticks up his lumpy ass, but replace "world's problems" with "sexual inadequacy". It is very likely that he likes to drink vinegar for fun, seeing how his personality is bitter and spicy and he has to find a way to make up for his quarter-inch penis. His music has the power to miraculously make dead people die a second time, causing the great pain. His rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody was so bad, Freddie Mercury rose up from the grave, smacked him, gave him a well-deserved case of AIDS, and went back to his hole in the ground.