An introverted man with good intentions, tending to stay away from drama. Incredibly handsome, charming, and has a three-
foot schlong. Can always be found standing at least four feet away from the popular
kids as not to get involved with any
bullshit, and spends time with his friend, Mini-Me-- A miniature version of Cassius that also dislikes drama and also happens to have a three-
foot schlong. Cassius sweats nothing but pure testosterone and adrenaline, and therefore is always surrounded by chicks. Does not enjoy eating tacos while riding a big motorcycle.