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cassiuser 

A massive fucking twat who thinks he's funny when he's just annoying.
Did you see his facebook post? God he's such a cassiuser
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Cassiusing 

Cass·I·us·ing
kash-ee-uhs-ing
-Verb: To Cassius a claim, cassiusing a set
1. A form of hyperventilation pertaining to the method used as originally by Cassius Edwards of Toronto. The individual stands parallel against the wall; bends their torso at an angle perpendicular to the wall and proceeding to hyperventilate as fast as they can until they feel faint. They then stand vertically again, constrict their trachea with their hands and hold both their breath and throat until they are faint.
2. Holding a bong toke really fucking long because it is kif or your last little bit of that fiyah bundem kush
Cassius : Kelson wanna get high without drugs?
Kelson : yo bwoiiiiiiiiiiiii i wanna get LITARDED
Cassius begins shaking on the floor in a seizure-like manner

Dan: What are you gonna do?
me: I'm cassiusing this last bowl to make it last me longer
Cassiusing by Foe Paw October 7, 2010

Cassius Clay 

the given name to the famous boxer, Muhammed Ali, before he became a muslim

see muhammed ali
Cassius Clay became Muhammed Ali
Cassius Clay by PreOwned August 27, 2006
An introverted man with good intentions, tending to stay away from drama. Incredibly handsome, charming, and has a three-foot schlong. Can always be found standing at least four feet away from the popular kids as not to get involved with any bullshit, and spends time with his friend, Mini-Me-- A miniature version of Cassius that also dislikes drama and also happens to have a three-foot schlong. Cassius sweats nothing but pure testosterone and adrenaline, and therefore is always surrounded by chicks. Does not enjoy eating tacos while riding a big motorcycle.
Damn... I wish I could be friends with Cassius... But I also wish that I were eating tacos on a motorcycle... I will always try, but will never be him.
Cassius by Winkie March February 27, 2019
A very sexy person often seen with at least 5 chicks at a time very smart and handsome
Wow cassius is so hot i wish he would take his shirt off.
Cassius by soooobeautiful November 22, 2009
A Cassius is an all round wonderful person. Popular, but not too popular; good at sport; smart AND good looking. Girls (or boys) most of the time adore him. He is neither an introvert or extrovert and can get quite fiery. He will always understand and be there for you. If you are close to a Cassius or Cassius type you should consider yourself lucky, but don't get to close to him because he falls in love with ease.
Alex: Cassius is such a cool dude, I wish I was more like him...
Jim: Yeah I know!
Cassius by sdfghbnjmk,mjhuygt June 12, 2020
Cassius is a fun loving guy. He is always there when you need him and he is VERY attractive. He is also a great boyfriend.
Diamond: Cassius is such an amazing guy!
Kayleigh: i know right! he is also hot!
Cassius by Demonzplaz September 15, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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