*BRRRAAAAPPPPPP*
christman: "oh no, not again."
woke guy offline: "please tell me you didn't just drop another cushbomb."
christman: "it's not my fault, it's these magachud brainlet smoothcels on twitter dot com. they make me extremely anxious and trigger my irritable bowel syndrome!"
woman respecter: "come on matt, you know if you keep cushbombing at the DSA meetings, we're gonna have to just do them on google hangouts instead."
christman: "i'd prefer that actually. we could charge our chapo trap
house patrons to watch us revolt against neoliberal
capitalism all in the comfort of our own extremely expensive gentrified urban apartments."