carsonified 

The state of being so unfathomably stupid, dense, stunned, moronic, imbecilic, and doltish that mental and intellectual capabilities can no longer be measured on the standard IQ scale. Epithet usually only designated to those who show sub-primitive cognizance such as Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Australopithecus, and extremely feebleminded Homo Sapiens.

"Oh my god Everett! Look at how immeasurably braindead that short blond guy is!"
"Man oh man! If he isn't on copious amounts of hard drugs, I'd say he's carsonified!"
"I sure hope I'm never stupid enough to suffer from carsonification!"

carsonified by not-a-gremlin January 22, 2023

Chronified 

To have smoked a lot of weed (Chronic) and to have became very high, High as hell, Also Chroned

Yo, Money I dont need no mo of dis dank I Be Chronified like a Muder Fucka

Chronified by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

Coronified 

The emotional highs and lows experienced within minutes or hours of each other during the COVID-19 outbreak. Feeling super motivated to get all the things done you ever needed extra time to get done while at the same time being overwhelmed by the current outbreak and fear of the unknown.

I have a ton of extra time on my hands, but deciding between finishing a house project and saving the money due to The uncertainty of my job position has me coronified.

Coronified by aliceafterdark March 27, 2020

parsonified 

To be objectified or to be married.

"You shall quickly be parsonified." Gilbert and Sullivan, The Pirates of Penzance.

parsonified by snoopyisawesome December 19, 2011

Cargonified 

To add extra pockets too a pantaloon.

“Wys g those pantaloons go hard” “I cargonified em”

Cargonified by Yiz February 9, 2022