Cargonified 

To add extra pockets too a pantaloon.

“Wys g those pantaloons go hard” “I cargonified em”

Cargonified by Yiz February 9, 2022

Chronified 

To have smoked a lot of weed (Chronic) and to have became very high, High as hell, Also Chroned

Yo, Money I dont need no mo of dis dank I Be Chronified like a Muder Fucka

Chronified by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

Coronified 

The emotional highs and lows experienced within minutes or hours of each other during the COVID-19 outbreak. Feeling super motivated to get all the things done you ever needed extra time to get done while at the same time being overwhelmed by the current outbreak and fear of the unknown.

I have a ton of extra time on my hands, but deciding between finishing a house project and saving the money due to The uncertainty of my job position has me coronified.

Coronified by aliceafterdark March 27, 2020

carsonified 

The state of being so unfathomably stupid, dense, stunned, moronic, imbecilic, and doltish that mental and intellectual capabilities can no longer be measured on the standard IQ scale. Epithet usually only designated to those who show sub-primitive cognizance such as Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Australopithecus, and extremely feebleminded Homo Sapiens.

"Oh my god Everett! Look at how immeasurably braindead that short blond guy is!"
"Man oh man! If he isn't on copious amounts of hard drugs, I'd say he's carsonified!"
"I sure hope I'm never stupid enough to suffer from carsonification!"

carsonified by not-a-gremlin January 22, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016