carsin 

An asshole that loves to be a dick infront of some people and makes fun of bands such as "blood on the dance floor". Loves to have sex and smoke weed and maybe party.

That scene kid over there used to look like carsin.

carsin by Babybackribs July 5, 2014

Caring uncle Minpict 

A well known phrase often used to describe caring people who give off uncle vibes and could easily be named Minpict

Greg Davies can only be described as Caring uncle Minpict

Caring uncle Minpict by Minpict November 29, 2021

Carine

Carine is a great person. She cares a lot about people. Though she goes through a lot she makes sure everyone around her is happy. Don't take Carine's for granted, they are amazing, don't let me get started on how cute they are. She works really hard and doesn't let people get the best of them. She's crazy, weird, funny and loud. Everyone will have a crush on her. Though she can still be shy and have thinks so hard on things and puts everyones happiness before hers, she's great and you'll be making a mistake if you ever let her go or mess with her !

Omg, I love Carine soo much, she's amazing !

Carine by imthatgirl777 January 16, 2019

Cardinal wiseman 

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students

Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

Cardinal wiseman by A cardinal student January 16, 2019

Cardinal Mix

The act of mixing 4 or more strains of marijuana into a sesh bowl. Best enjoyed in a blunt, bong or joint.

Person 1: Oi surely we roll a blunt?
Person 2: Cardinal Mix?

Cardinal Mix by KuntSmugla(^｡^) December 20, 2020

Carlina 

If you know a carlina chances are she's brightened your day more than a few times with her bubbly, awkward yet cute sense of humor. In fact Carlinas can make anyone laugh. She'll steal your heart with her adorable laugh and drag you in for good with her captivating eyes. You can never be bored talking to a Carlina, everything she says will make you laugh and put you in a good mood

Dude 1: did you hear carlina at dinner?
Dude 2: who didn't? She had everyone laughing!

Carlina by James jessie March 19, 2014

George Carlin 

Perhaps one of the finest comedians that ever lived, George Carlin defined the word counterculture as we know it today. Pushing the First Amendment as Lenny Bruce did, Carlin always had something to say and if you were easily offended by what he said he would advise you to "GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE". I hope the First Amendment didn't w/ him. I will miss Georgie Porgie…

Most people are not particulary good at anything. George Carlin

If acting was hard for me, I wouldn't do it, it is something that I like to do.

If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.

When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

March 1997 We use up words like "spiritual" so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago "spiritual" had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus -- is "bogosity" a word? It should be -- a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it "how I fit.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

George Carlin by BoredOutofMyMind2 June 23, 2008