Carsini

A nickname that Henry Saunders invented in the summer of 2020 for a dear friend

“Carsini, so foul right now”
“Oh my god sini....”

by Hrsfuckr4 February 23, 2021

Zen Carsonism

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

carpini'd

To get a very bad deal on an automobile purchase.

Did you see Eric's new ride? He got carpini'd yo!

by Spoonee G April 20, 2009

carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Carlinism

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Carsnifigus

The word to describe a very awkward and gay situation.

Person 1 "This is so hard"

Person 2 "Haha Thats what she said"

Person 3 "Like my penis when a rape little boys"

Person 1 ".....This is quite a Carsnifigus"

by willy the walrus January 8, 2009

Carwinism

Throughout history the surrounding world has selected the cars that are most fit. Just as for the natural species, cars ability to adapt to new conditions has decided which models that have become successful. Factors such as the economy, the price of oil, baby booms, popular culture, urban planning and law has all decided the evolution of car.

he thought about buying a steam engine car but reconsidered when realizing it was extinct by carwinism.

by Audini July 3, 2009