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Carrot Peeler 

Someone who gives a blow job while knowing or not knowing that they're is using their teeth
The girl that I had a one night stand with was horrible at giving blow jobs; she was a carrot peeler
Carrot Peeler by Tonyozzie June 13, 2017
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carrot peeler 

1. a device used for peeling carrots, also used as an anaal stimulating apparatus. When moved in an out in the anaal area it creates a feeling much like being fucked in the ass with a log of sandpaper.

2. When a man drags his teeth while giving another man a blow job and peeling off the skin and creating a vicious rash.
.Guy giving another guy head and ripping all the skin off of his pecker

.sticking a device used for peeling carrots in another's rectum causing it to bleed
carrot peeler by Roberto Lopez August 8, 2004

the carrot peeler

The carrot peeler is when a girl uses teeth during a blowjob, the teeth acting as a carrot peeler. Some girls say guys like it but no guy will say yes.
yo Olivia gave me the carrot peeler, that shit was not right. My dick was raw.

Carrot Peelers 

where 2 vaginas rub a dick that has a boner and is vertical. The 2 girls rub their vagina each side of the dick.
Man 1: wanna carrot peelers
Woman 1 and 2: sure

Peeled carrot 

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat
JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat
Peeled carrot by Kdub Billy June 2, 2018
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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