carpetto

any person who enjoys resting on the floor more than furniture.

Foogie was a genuine carpetto. He always refused to come up on the couch with the rest of us.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

name carpetbombing

excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing

Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."

Person two: "Shut up."

Person one: "Why?"

Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."

by AYYFRON April 24, 2011

Ghetto Campetto

A bitchy ass nigga group of guys who live in Italy and that party in Cavedine, a small village close to the Dolomites. Well known group of erudite guys in northern Italy that became famous for having the most ghetto hood rats at their intellectual parties. They usually meet every 8th of the month.

You can put out a guy from the Ghetto Campetto, but not the Ghetto Campetto from a guy.

by Jack_Bader June 15, 2016

carpetter

Noun A person who lays carpets.

Jim: "Joe lays carpet for a living. What's that called again?"
Tim: "A carpetter."

by Carpet Layer 2000 October 2, 2013

carpetbomber

A purveyor of the carpetbomb. This means that this person will go into other people's homes, uninvited, and shit on their carpets, rugs, shags, or whatever floor-coverings they they may have.

Dude, Jake is a carpetbomber ace. He's carpetbombed on five Persian rugs.

by Rusty De La Serna February 22, 2009

carpetbomb

When a person takes a shit on someone's carpet and does nothing to clean it up.

I broke into Henderson's house and dropped a carpetbomb on his Persian rug.

by Rusty De La Serna February 22, 2009

Carpetbomb

When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.

(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.

by JohnnoIsAwesome February 21, 2019