The moment in between the end of the trailers and the beginning of the feature film when you forget what film you're about to see.
"And now... your feature presentation."
"What movie are we seeing? I have cinementia."
When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.
(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.