Definitions by JohnnoIsAwesome

Judd Syndrome 

When the mother is objectively more attractive than the daughter.

Person 1: Wow, that one Judd sister is hot!
Person 2: Who are you talking about?
Person 1: Naomi.
Person 2: Dude, that's the mother!
Person 1: Damn, I guess that's Judd Syndrome.

Judd Syndrome by JohnnoIsAwesome July 29, 2022

Fizzery 

A moment or event where current factors and elements are misaligned, unorganized, or messed up. These moments cause stress, anxiety, and frustration because they require immediate realignment, reformation, or fulfilling maintenance.

Man: Did you see the mess in kids' toy room? Such a mess!
Woman: Toys, puzzle pieces and crumbs everyone. Totally fizzery.

Fizzery by JohnnoIsAwesome December 31, 2021

Carpetbomb

When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.

(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.

Carpetbomb by JohnnoIsAwesome February 21, 2019

Cinementia

The moment in between the end of the trailers and the beginning of the feature film when you forget what film you're about to see.

"And now... your feature presentation."
"What movie are we seeing? I have cinementia."

Cinementia by JohnnoIsAwesome May 14, 2014