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The moment in between the end of the trailers and the beginning of the feature film when you forget what film you're about to see.

"And now... your feature presentation."
"What movie are we seeing? I have cinementia."

by JohnnoIsAwesome April 02, 2014

When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.

(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.

by JohnnoIsAwesome February 21, 2019