carpetbomb

When a person takes a shit on someone's carpet and does nothing to clean it up.

I broke into Henderson's house and dropped a carpetbomb on his Persian rug.

carpetbomb by Rusty De La Serna February 22, 2009

Carpetbomb

When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.

(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.

Carpetbomb by JohnnoIsAwesome February 21, 2019

name carpetbombing

excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing

Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."

Person two: "Shut up."

Person one: "Why?"

Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."

name carpetbombing by AYYFRON April 24, 2011

F Carpet Bomb 

Like f-bomb, this is a euphemism for saying "fuck" but with added the twist of drawing the word out in length.

Guy #1: What the fuuuuuuuuuuck?!
Guy #2: Nice f carpet bomb.

F Carpet Bomb by ookami80 March 7, 2009

Bulgarian Carpet Bomb 

When a guy from a great height takes a watery shit all over a load of people partying

Yo Dude did you get invited to Gibbs party?

No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb

Woah Dude Rightgeous

Bulgarian Carpet Bomb by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

carpet bomb 

Texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.

After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until Ursula texted him back and something was set up.

carpet bomb by Andy & Colt May 6, 2008

College carpet bomb 

When you're riding reverse cowgirl, leave a stink trail on there pubis.

I gave your father a proper college carpet bomb last night.

College carpet bomb by DonkeyMuff April 2, 2021