The coolest and cutest person ever. The person who when you first see you never wanna look away from them. The funniest person who can actually take a joke and doesnt be a party pooper. The nicest person who always backs you up when they see you getting bullied and being put down. The kind of person who always wants to be your friend no matter what species or race or gender you arr because this person loves everyone and everything.

Person 1: Omg is that weird_carpet_stain?
Person 2: Yes it is omg. They are the coolest and nicest person you will ever meet.

weird_carpet_stain by krystalnotfound June 30, 2021

weird_carpet_stain

A trans idiot who is one of my best friends and has over 1000 followers on tiktok

Oh yeah! I know weird_carpet_stain! They’re one of my best friends!

weird_carpet_stain by Reddie is musty June 30, 2021

Oroville Carpet Stain

The Oroville Carpet Stain is where you blow a load in a girls hair and proceed to give her a nuggie, rubbing in the load.

After coitus, she begged for the Oroville Carpet Stain.

Oroville Carpet Stain by Filippemo Kid December 10, 2016

weird_carpet_stain

a silly goose with bad memory

dude weird_carpet_stain is so cool!

weird_carpet_stain by bunnyboy53 July 1, 2021

Stain the carpet

When you pull out and cum in the girls pubic hair

Some people like to cum on the tits, but I like to stain the carpet

Stain the carpet by BC5 January 25, 2009

Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

Carpet Stainer by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026