carpet dick 

When one excessively has intercourse with a woman with a full metal bush and gets rug burn on their dick.

Him: Damn dude, my side bitch gave me carpet dick! My wiener hurts so damn bad!

carpet dick by DaggerDick92 June 21, 2017

carpetlicker 

A female who has and enjoys oral sex with another female!

"mmmmm tasty," said the female to the other, "You are a good carpetlicker!"

carpetlicker by Anonymous June 5, 2003

carpetlicker 

a lesbien, bulldike, or just regular dike

wow, look at all the carpet lickers walking around at the zoo.

carpetlicker by Someone March 17, 2005

carpetdick 

call your friends this and it will make them go ballistic. play a long drawn out game of fuckery with your target and youll most likely lose a few friendship points. or youll earn a very confused, agitated, and semi violent homie. if you want to make your friends feel like they’re literally goinng insane, pull this on them. i am currently learning from personal expirience. you are a cruel person if you do this.

“Hey, carpetdick!”

*visible confusion*

carpetdick by iamcoolerthanallofyou May 29, 2022

carpetlicker 

lesbian women who like licking pussy aggresively

God, shes a good carpetlicker

carpetlicker by cybermush July 10, 2023

carpetdick 

play a long, drawn out game with this word and you will literally convince them that they’re insane. this word will become a figment of their imagination if you keep up the act.

if you do this tho youre a cruel person.
learned from my own experience

“hey, carpetdick!”
*visible confusion*

carpetdick by iamcoolerthanallofyou June 1, 2022