carpenter's dream 

The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!

carpenter's dream by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019

carpenter's dream 

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

carpenter's dream by KRHimself January 1, 2005

carpenter's dream 

Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia

Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"

carpenter's dream by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003

carpenter's dream 

A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.

Paula is a carpenter's dream!

carpenter's dream by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Carpenter's dream 

A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.

I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.

Carpenter's dream by rasta21 July 17, 2013

(Girl) Carpenter's Dream 

Stiff as a board, and won't split when you screw.

First coined by Ms. J. Feasley in 2003.

Brad called the next day, a "(Girl) Carpenter's Dream"!

(Girl) Carpenter's Dream by wormwood & haze June 16, 2010

Carpenter's Wet Dream 

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

Carpenter's Wet Dream by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009