carpenter's dream

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!

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a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

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Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia

Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"

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A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.

Paula is a carpenter's dream!

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Carpenter's dream

A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.

I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.

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Stiff as a board, and won't split when you screw.

First coined by Ms. J. Feasley in 2003.

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Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

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