Definitions by rasta21

Carpenter's dream 

A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.

I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.

Carpenter's dream by rasta21 July 17, 2013

crotch cough 

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

crotch cough by rasta21 August 8, 2008