carpenter's dream 

The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!

carpenter's dream by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019

Carpenter's Wet Dream 

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

Carpenter's Wet Dream by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

carpenter's macarena 

Looking like a line dancer at a wedding, the act of a carpenter looking for a pencil, putting his/her hands behind both ears, then both shirt pockets, then both front pants pockets, then both back pockets, then spinning in a circle looking on the floor, scratch top of head...repeat.

Billy looked like he was doing the carpenter's macarena, looking for his pencil.

carpenter's macarena by dacabinator December 6, 2007

Carpenter's Dick 

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

Carpenter's Dick by incufilter November 14, 2016

carpenter's dream 

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

carpenter's dream by KRHimself January 1, 2005

carpenter's special 

flat chested virgin female

She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...

carpenter's special by cj old man w March 14, 2009

carpenter's dream 

Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia

Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"

carpenter's dream by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003