carold

A very awesome person, one who is fearless and willing to take risks, one who will stand up for their family and what is right, one who is willing to handle matters with their mouths and their fists.

hey rob, don't be a wimp, be more like a Carold. You should be brave and deal with the matter

by Cabamabc12 March 22, 2021

carolleft

The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.

I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.

by the comand'r May 29, 2016

telemarketer caroling

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

by DwightS. October 27, 2010

Covid Carols

The feature of almost songlike whining & kvetching from Covid Babies that accompanies the regular Covid Season.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.

"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"

"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"

"Praise Fauchovah!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023

Carolina stove top

The act of performing bare bottomed flatulence in a person's face who is laying down. Similar to a dutch oven in terms of sharing a fart with an unsuspecting individual.

Check out Mandy passed out on the couch. Go hit her with the carolina stove top.

by BFG Arebeekay January 26, 2017

Carolina

A beautiful girl who make you feel special. You stay up all night just to talk to her. You get confused how a girl can look so gorgeous. She has stunning eyes. If she likes you back, then you will do anything for her because she is so special. There is no girl as perfect as her

I love Carolina

by Aizy March 13, 2017

Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.

"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.

by *samIam* February 28, 2013