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carltiera 

A smart and beautiful person. She loves to laugh and make jokes. She jas the most beautiful smile. She has a beautiful body. She is thick. Her personality is fantastic. She haves friends that have her back no matter what. If she have enemies, she won't give a damn. She is bad and boujee and has a major attitude. You dont wanna get on her bad side. She may seen nice and quiet at first but when you get to know her you will be surprised and you will love her. She hates fake people who talk shit, if they do she'll beat they ass. Its a lot to expect from CARLTIERA. Dont be surprised when you meet her.
Carltiera is a beautiful Woman.
carltiera by Carltiera January 30, 2017
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Cartier Piss

That oil in the dab cartridge. The gas ur smoking is, “Cartier Piss”
Cartier Piss by TonyTony1 July 4, 2021
expensive, classy and out of your league
Bro that Cartier just boosted yo swag
Cartier by kate8 June 4, 2011

Cartierism 

Cartierism is where medical technology is used unacknowledged from a source who is simultaneously vilified and often from indigenous cultures. Cartierism is so named because of the best known historical example.

Cartierism has its roots from Jacques Cartier's European expedition to Canada in 1535 at the start of European colonization. Cartier and his crew spent the winter unexpectedly in Stadacona, Quebec, he and his crew began dying of a disease we know today as the deficiency disease called scurvy.

Relations between the Indigenous and the Europeans were by that time strained; nonetheless the indigenous people healed Cartier's crew with their method of using L-ascorbate ("vitamin C") in the form of a tea made from the Arbor Vitae tree.

Despite being saved by them, Cartier rewarded Indigenous people by taking a dozen as hostage to Europe and upon explaining the information of this medicinal treatment in France, doctors simply replied, "what could we possibly learn from savages?"

Shortly after that the British Navy proved citrus fruit would prevent and cure scurvy.

Cartierism is alive today in numerous examples from Aloe vera to zinc.
The obscurity of Nurse Rene Caisse's exceptional impact on patients' health by use of indigenous medicine is the product of Cartierism.
Cartierism by Avtonomous June 21, 2018
One of the most renowned luxury companies to ever come in existence. Go google it.
My Cartier watch is more valuable then your whole room.
Cartier by xluu August 16, 2008

Carlliracessm 

Carlliracessm is a Western philosophical religion based on the life and teachings of Carl the Great. Its adherents, known as Carllisist, believe that Carl is the most dominant, the leader, the Son of Llabres, and the savior of all people, whose coming as the Messiah was prophesied in the Dollarama book of coupons, called the Cakaka in Carlliracessm and chronicled in the Tik Tok App. It is the smallest religion worldwide with less than 4 true believers of Carlliracessm.
"Hey, do you see that? Why is there a man laying down naked."
"He's praying to our leader, Carl the Savior of Carlliracessm"
Carlliracessm by weirdo dude hair September 18, 2019

Carterama 

The term derived for what could be a one-term Presidency for Barack Obama, if he doesn't live up to campaign promises, or to 'fixing' the country's economic woes and stimulating new jobs for millions of out of work Americans. Is a splice of former one term-er President Carter's and President Obama's names.
It's going to be Carterama in 2012 if Obama doesn't turn things around.
Carterama by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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