carlZ 

A person who misses big fat open goals

stop being such a carlZ!

carlZ by 69_69drui February 28, 2022

carl gallagher 

hottest man to ever exist 🤤🤤 as a kid he was adorable , when he’s older he’s hot as all shit 😍

girl: omg is that carl gallagher?!
girl 2: yes! isn’t he hot 🥵

carl gallagher by big.dick.bitch.com December 24, 2019

Carl Box 

A Carl Box is a term coined by the Super Mario Maker internet community to describe a situation where a player stands still while trying to assess the layout of the level they've just entered, only to be bombarded by traps/enemies that punish the player for standing still in the first place.

Mainly used to troll the player and make them lose lives, Carl Boxes come in a wide variety of forms, as the game's build assets allow for a great range of tricks to use. Carl Boxes also serve to prevent the player from successfully analyzing the situation, to lead them through purposely erroneous paths in order to lead them into inescapable traps that forces them to relinquish a life, and/or to do the wrong thing due to desperation. Because of the requirements that allow level makers to publish their levels, they have to be solved at least once, so Carl Boxes can be used as part of puzzles meant for the player to solve through quick action.

Carl Boxes were coined by Twitch streamer and Youtuber CarlSagan42, an avid player of Mario Maker and a Super Mario Bros speedrunner, due to his propensity to fall into them while streaming, so they're a self-deprecating term.

It was a damn Carl Box! You piece of sh...!

Carl Box by Abarbarea March 5, 2020

Carl Stagg 

A man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. A laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. It has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.

Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.

Did you know helen kellers favorite color was Carl Stagg?

Carl Stagg by foxylady4u October 10, 2010

Carla 

Is an extraordinary person inside and out, will go above and beyond for people even when they don’t deserve. Is someone you can always count on even when times get tough. You can tell them anything. You really need a Carla in your life because not only will your life be overjoyed with a girlfriend or friend like Carla but you’ll also have endless laughs no matter what the situation is

Carla is a badass.

Carla by Names that catch your eye July 7, 2018

Carl Jung 

Carl Jung, The archetypal badass. So badass, that he had to invent his own school of psychology just to have room for all the awesome he was sent to Earth to unfold.
Although only known by name to the average internet user, Carl Jung continues to resonate strongly in the internet's collective unconscious. One of Carl Jung's famous quotes: "What you resist, you become", perhaps the defining psychological dynamic of the internet.

The internet made me gay. Damnit Carl Jung

Carl Jung by NotAnEgyptian December 13, 2010

carl poppa 

A person who hurts gingerbread boys. Especially the pretend ones. He flows. La jiggy jar jar doo. A person who doesn't like stinky tiaras, and hates sticky chairs. Would to take archery, but can't. He loves tossing bricks, it doesn't matter what type because a brick is just a brick. He can find his way through a hall without a light. He'll hit you with a femur if he has to. Wise.

"Comin' at at ya like 1, 2, walkers in the back of the club."
"All I have is piles of bones, bones, bones."
"You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me Carl Poppa."

carl poppa by platoniccuddle June 7, 2016