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caridio

this nigga caridio.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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cardiovascular bronchitis

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis
Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018
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cardiophilia

The act of being obsessed with the heart or similar organs.
John: "Hey Bob, I heard Kyle is a cardiophiliac."
Kyle: "The shape and their beating is so arousing, though!"
by Not AstroSoup_ January 27, 2022
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Cardiovascular Disease

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.
"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."
by Zima69err September 18, 2015
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cardiothartic

The purging of ones heartaches / a catharsis of the heart
I know it's petty, but when I saw my ex who dumped me - not looking great, with boring date - it was a cardiothartic experience.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 23, 2011
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Cardiovascularmalexia

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.
I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal
by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020
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Nose Cardio

I'm beat, i did a ton of nose cardio last night.
by kale1040 December 16, 2010
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