caridio 

Danger.

this nigga caridio.

caridio by anonymous November 22, 2021

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

cardiophilia

The act of being obsessed with the heart or similar organs.

John: "Hey Bob, I heard Kyle is a cardiophiliac."
Kyle: "The shape and their beating is so arousing, though!"

cardiophilia by Not AstroSoup_ January 27, 2022

Cardiovascular Disease 

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.

"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."

Cardiovascular Disease by Zima69err September 18, 2015

cardiothartic 

The purging of ones heartaches / a catharsis of the heart

I know it's petty, but when I saw my ex who dumped me - not looking great, with boring date - it was a cardiothartic experience.

cardiothartic by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 23, 2011

Cardiovascularmalexia 

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal

Cardiovascularmalexia by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020

Nose Cardio 

Cocaine

I'm beat, i did a ton of nose cardio last night.

Nose Cardio by kale1040 December 16, 2010