carfitable 

A car suitable for a family

Is this carfitable for a family

carfitable by Codeusoo April 7, 2021

charitable legend 

A celebrity that is is a kind loving and charitable legend.

Used often when a fan is showing admiration for them

Girl: That Taylor Swift is such a charitable legend look how much she’s donated!!

charitable legend by Nils Sjöberg January 12, 2018

Charitable Disguise 

A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.

I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.

Charitable Disguise by Sherbert A. July 29, 2020

Manna Charitable Foundation 

Established in 1971 as an interfaith humanitarian relief agency, recovered documents describe the Manna Charitable Foundation's mission as "sharing all of God's miracles with the least of His children". Funded indirectly through associations with various charitable groups and religious organizations, and on occasion publicly endorsed by wealthy philanthropists or academic institutions, the MCF's primary agenda since its founding has been the free distribution of anomalous objects, or their by-products, to civilians living in poverty-stricken regions in the Third World or in areas afflicted by warfare, famine, or natural disaster.

The MCF is currently recognized as a non-governmental organization by the United Nations, and is known to operate legally and illegally in several hostile or isolated regions outside the Foundation's sphere of influence. While no SCP objects known to have been distributed by the MCF to date have caused intentional harm to human beings or communities (and detained MCF operatives tend to demonstrate strong pacifist beliefs), containment breaches associated with the group have often resulted in human casualties or severe threats to the global status quo due to unforeseen consequences of the object's release from containment, and/or a zeal to distribute potentially "helpful" objects immediately without rigorous scientific study of their long-term behavior.

The Manna Charitable Foundation once handed out anomalous honey. They're only trying to help.

Manna Charitable Foundation by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019

Charitable Donation 

A "charitable donation" is a term that describes the act of a man passing gas while receiving oral sex from his partner.

"Renee and I were going at it hot and heavy. My pants were around my ankles, and her head was in my lap, when I accidentally gave her a charitable donation."

Charitable Donation by germ war February 14, 2009

Charitable Pierre 

When you finish going down on a woman's vagina and use your fingers to wipe away her pussy juices from your upper lip in the form of a thin pencil moustache.

"She was so juicy I had to give myself a Charitable Pierre when I came up for air"

Charitable Pierre by GhOsTwHoTaLkS July 12, 2022

Charitable Cadger 

Someone who generously donates to charity, despite scarcely being able to afford it. Apparently should a time come when they themselves are in need of charity it will be nowhere to be found.

Mark my words Cratchit! You’ll get nowhere in this world by being a charitable cadger.

Charitable Cadger by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010