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careered 

when a person fucks up
Taylor you just careered that shot, what were u thinking?
careered by HayZues July 2, 2006

James cartered 

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male
I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered
James cartered by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018
Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.
I got cartered
Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to sink hole of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start, thus making his ticket a loser!
Getting Cartered- I took the Bucks to win by 5 points and the game ended at 125 to 120 for a Bucks win.
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win.
Cartered by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein February 25, 2023

linda cartered 

Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.
I was sooo Linda Cartered last night...shouted me mouth off in the pub... Then pissed meself
linda cartered by Kaydux March 10, 2020

Careeradversity 

Someone without the degrees but has worked in a diverse background of industry and offers tremendously transferable skills, value, understanding and overall appreciation for successful operations.
Hiring agent : Your background is so, inconsistent.

You: Yes, sometimes it’s a fit and sometimes it’s not. It’s all experience and exposure I add to my careeradversity list.

Hiring agent: Careeradversity list?

You: Yes, exposure to so many industries has helped me gain a greater understanding and appreciation of how all the moving parts of an organization work.
Careeradversity by J-stro January 2, 2019