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A secret Italian cult that works closely with the Illuminati.
Cardosi is so fucking cool
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A pornstar of the highest caliber for car dealers and salesmen.

Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.

What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.

A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.

A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.

A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.

A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself

A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.

Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”

A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.
Hypocrite: “You're such a perv, watching the CarDoll! You're disgusting!”

“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”

“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”

“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"

“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”
CarDoll by The teacher's pet January 20, 2013

Cardo Dalisay 

One guy that escaped the brink of death countless of times.

He is believed to be protected by the prayers of Lola Flora..

His family was kidnapped countless of times..

His breakfast are death messages by his enemies..
When the enemy in your game wont die:

Putangina ano ka si cardo dalisay?
Cardo Dalisay by Cardo Dalisay January 18, 2020
noun
1. The goofy mascot for CARFAX.com that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.

verb
2. To place printed pictures of the Carfox in obnoxious places around another's home or place of work.
1. During the commercial break, a low-budget commercial came on featuring a fox, known as the Carfox, encouraging customers to pester car salesmen with cryptic questions about "CARFAX."

2. "He f**king Carfoxed me again! I keep finding the damn Carfox in all my sh*t at work! I think I might just quit this job."
Carfox by CarfoxedAtWork August 14, 2011
Cardowg is a name for one who is all knowing, or very wise samurai.
After many years of training, I am now an official Cardowg!
Cardowg by cardowg March 16, 2021

Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.
The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.