cardova

Cardova is a bitch with ugly ass hair

Sammy: “hey do you know Cardova”

Bob: “oh yea the bitch with the ugly ass hair”

cardova by Hater203 November 22, 2021

Cordova Park 

A middle class neighborhood located smack dab in the middle of Pensacola where pretty much every kid lives. The Neighborhood has the busy Bayou Boulevard running straight through it, separating it into 2 sections. Pretty much everyone lives on the east side. The west side is just old people. You can usually find kids walking around carrying Tom Thumb cups by Dunwoody Park. Just don't go inside the airport woods because that's where all the crackheads meet. Also there's an elementary school named after it.

You: hey dude where do you live?
Aidan: scenic heights.
You: lol retard i live in cordova park like everyone else.

Cordova Park by mtlf September 23, 2018

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

Rancho Cordova 

Rancho Cordova nicknamed “Da Cho” is a low class suburb about 14 minutes East of Sacramento with ghetto ass people smoking blunts and drinking 40s scattered everywhere. Rancho Cordova has a crime rate that is higher than 66% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes. Rancho Cordova is territory of the East Side Piru Street Gang, the most active streets/neighborhoods include Lincoln Village, Coloma Rd, West La Loma, White Rock, Folsom Blvd, and Dawes St, Rancho Cordova also serves as a Russian-Ukranian Mafia Hub for illegal activities. Local rappers like Liltrev and Cellyru gave the East Side/Rancho Cordova fame.

I’m a real east side nigga I ain’t from Rancho Cordova I’m from Da Cho

Rancho Cordova by FrontoMan💯 November 12, 2020

Cardiovascular Disease 

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.

"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."

Cardiovascular Disease by Zima69err September 18, 2015

Cordova 

the name of the LEEG (League of Extremely Extraordinary Gentleman) championship trophy, awarded at the conclusion of each season.

You ain't a Gentleman until you've won yourself a Cordova!

Cordova by fantasyLEEG December 9, 2016

Cardiovascularmalexia 

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal

Cardiovascularmalexia by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020