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Cardoso is commonly a last name full of savages, and some bad ass pott heads.
Grandmother (to grandchild): Little one go find yourself a Cardoso.
Grandchild (to grandmother): Why must I
Grandmother: It's you're destiny...

(Grandmother dies)
cardoso by SOLOBURGERR April 24, 2018
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A contemptuous term for a person with disabilities
"Look at that cardoso in his wheelchair!"
Cardoso by Alex2213 November 7, 2025

Leonor barral Cardoso 

a perfect girl this girl does her best to make those who love her happy, she does what she wants because she follows her dreams
Leonor barral Cardoso by Couler December 20, 2021

Ryland Cardoso 

When someone couldn’t possibly be anymore of a faggot and when they suck cock and say no homo after cuz they think it’s not gay; being a little trick ass bitch
Gary: Hey I think I’m gonna wear grey shirt and white jeans together
Yasmin: WOW. That’s really ryland cardoso of you
Ryland Cardoso by ChildishYambino February 20, 2019

Vale Cardoso 

Holy shit dude I was dallywoggled by that frog! It looked like Vale Cardoso!
Vale Cardoso by vChxckz June 2, 2022

Pau do Cardoso 

Ancient legend still not known but everyone knows that is easier to find an alien
O pau do Cardoso é o respeito ao Uchôa, não existem
Pau do Cardoso by Trab alhador February 22, 2017
A secret Italian cult that works closely with the Illuminati.
Cardosi is so fucking cool
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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