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One of the few succeeding high schools in new york city with an 86 percent graduation rate. hey, you don't think that's good? go fuck yourself, we're talking about nyc public schools. it's also a very fuckin overcrowded school with around 4,600 students. in competition with bronx high school of science and stuyvesant of manhattan, but we all know dozo reigns supreme.
cardozo high school is a high school in bayside, new york.
cardozo by That other kid May 22, 2007
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1) A U.S. Supreme Court justice who sat on the bench in the 1930's. Prior to his tenure on the high court, he was on the New York Court of Appeals, where he authored many opinions that read impressively but failed to set forth any discernable principles of law.

2) A ttt law school named after said former Supreme Court justice.
Toilet paper is more useful than a Cardozo diploma, because toilet paper won't chafe when you wipe your ass with it.
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juangary Cardozo 

Juangary Cardozo is a verb that mean your savage
I wanna be a juangary Cardozo
juangary Cardozo by Bolt jagger January 25, 2017
The Australian spelling and pronunciation of "Cartoons"
Sitting down watching cardoons with the kids
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Cardoso is commonly a last name full of savages, and some bad ass pott heads.
Grandmother (to grandchild): Little one go find yourself a Cardoso.
Grandchild (to grandmother): Why must I
Grandmother: It's you're destiny...

(Grandmother dies)
cardoso by SOLOBURGERR April 24, 2018

National Cardoor Slammers Of America 

A group of people that intentionally slam their cardoors to disturb everyone around them.
Barbara, if you and Bobby don't stop slamming your cardoors early in the morning, you should join the National Cardoor Slammers Of America.

Cardozbro 

Any judge that you think is cool, like a bro.
Justice Benjamin N. Cardozo was the original Cardozbro. Learned Hand was also a Cardozbro. Justices Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas are modern day Cardozbros. Justice Alito, though, is a an Alitbro. Justice Sotomayor might be able to sneak in there as a Brotomayor.
Cardozbro by Ae5Ea8 March 7, 2015
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