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car park by KaiserBasara October 1, 2005
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Car Park Stalker
This is the person who, usually on Saturdays, or on post-Christmas sales days or both if you are really really unlucky, drives around and around for hours trying to second guess and spot from a distance, someone who has finished shopping and is going to leave. It can also happen on really cold rainy days where, although there are spaces within yards of the entrance, everyone wants to park as close as possible so as not to experience the unpleasantness of the climate.
This can be very annoying if you are merely dropping off cumbersome bags in order to resume retail therapy/madness without having to carry the stuff around. By the time you get to your car, you realise creepily that someone has been watching you for at least 10 minutes, maybe longer if the stalker has telescopic equipment, and they are already there, watching with squinty eyes and the signal light blinking to warn others that the car parking space belongs to them and to let you know in a non-verbal way, that you had better get the hell out quickly!
This is particularly annoying if you are starving, have picked up something to eat, and just want a few minutes peace and quiet to nosh in the privacy of your own little space. You feel obligated but annoyed to see someone waiting. You either pretend not to see them, or signal that you have food, signal that you aren't actually leaving if that's the case, or if you're really a pushover, just leave even if you didn't want to.
Also known as a Parking Lot Stalker.
Most people have sat on both sides of the fence in this situation so most of the time both parties handle it in a civilised way.
This can be very annoying if you are merely dropping off cumbersome bags in order to resume retail therapy/madness without having to carry the stuff around. By the time you get to your car, you realise creepily that someone has been watching you for at least 10 minutes, maybe longer if the stalker has telescopic equipment, and they are already there, watching with squinty eyes and the signal light blinking to warn others that the car parking space belongs to them and to let you know in a non-verbal way, that you had better get the hell out quickly!
This is particularly annoying if you are starving, have picked up something to eat, and just want a few minutes peace and quiet to nosh in the privacy of your own little space. You feel obligated but annoyed to see someone waiting. You either pretend not to see them, or signal that you have food, signal that you aren't actually leaving if that's the case, or if you're really a pushover, just leave even if you didn't want to.
Also known as a Parking Lot Stalker.
Most people have sat on both sides of the fence in this situation so most of the time both parties handle it in a civilised way.
Get ready for a confrontation - there's at least 3 irate Car Park Stalkers waiting for our space. If we're lucky, they will just fight amongst themselves without us having to get involved - give us a chance to eat our Big Macs before they get cold and be entertained at the same time!
Car Park Stalker by Missy M September 20, 2005
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car park poke
Car park poke is to park your vehicle in a car park of your choice, then to carry out sexual activities in your vehicle with your lover.
Andy: I'm bored of all this driving
Amii: Stop at this parking area ahead then..
Andy: Sweet! Fancy a quick "car park poke" then?
Amii: Hell yea!
Amii: Stop at this parking area ahead then..
Andy: Sweet! Fancy a quick "car park poke" then?
Amii: Hell yea!
car park poke by 2_b_phair March 4, 2014
Car Park Education
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Car Park Kareoke
To receive oral pleasure in the back of a car, often parked in the cinema car park or near the nightclub where you met your catch (often likely to be a right slut, or camped up mincer).
"Where's Robinson?"
"Oh he's singing into kitten's microphone in the back of his landrover. Those two love their Car Park Kareoke "
"Oh he's singing into kitten's microphone in the back of his landrover. Those two love their Car Park Kareoke "
Car Park Kareoke by Winston Churchill and the sausage fest November 1, 2005
car park grinding
The art of dancing in the urban style which is an infusion of 80's breakdancing and early 90's body popping, this activity is carried out under the influence of hard drugs and lots of alcohol (lashings of Carling) in a random car park (this could be your local chippy, to your large multiple DIY store) in a random place. Most popular in the Burton on Trent Region of Staffordshire. Original concept by the one and only Craven Crew.
A large group of intoxicated young men dancing, grooving, and shaking there thing to the sound of loud music within the confinement of a local car park, sometimes half naked! this is Car Park Grinding!
car park grinding by Craven Crew May 1, 2006
car park karaoke
We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.
car park karaoke by Paul Daley May 10, 2008
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