captian morgan

when you finger a chick on her period and you draw a mustache on her face.

Dude I gave some chick a captian morgan.

by Matt April 1, 2005

Captain Morgan That Shit

When you do the Captain Morgan Stance at random times and in random places usually for pictures.

Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009

Captain Morgan

When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.

Wow Danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. He Captain Morgan'ed us big time!

by Booyakasha! April 15, 2011

captain morgan pose

A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.

He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.

by FoxxxyD August 29, 2016

Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.

by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009

Captain Morgan Crunch

Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)
i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"

Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.

by dstrbdchld1328 March 31, 2009

Captain Morgan

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

by Claire November 15, 2004