captain save-a-ho 

Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.

Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.

captain save-a-ho by Charles Eggleston January 2, 2007

Captain Save a Ho 

A man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods" for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.

My friend Chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won't be into him. So he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. Then he treats them really well thinking that they'll fall for him. Chris is such a Captain Save a Ho.

Captain Save a Ho by TheTruth6998 November 22, 2010

Captain Save A Ho 

A guy who always comes to the aide of a woman in crisis who only calls him when she needs something from him.

Man, you are bailing her out of jail again? Or dude, you are paying her rent again? You are picking her "friend" up @ SFO & dropping him off at her house? Quit acting like a captain save a ho.

Captain Save A Ho by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018

captain save a ho 

Any sucka that takes a ho'ish woman and trys to change her life around. Trys to turn a ho into a housewife.

Man what's up with that nigga falling in love with that same bitch we ran train on? He aint nothing but a Captain save a ho.

captain save a ho by D_style November 30, 2006

Captain Save a ho 

E-40 the rap artist coined the phrase captain save a ho.
Where a guy will take care of a goldigger. pay for everything. pay for goldie to get her nails done, hair done, get a cellular hooked up. the guy will be a sucker for the girl and take care of paying for her kids. He will come to the girls rescue like a superhero in attempt to get some play. Dine her and she will take advantage of him. he would actually say I will save a ho baby I am here for you.

Make captain save a ho take care of your kids. make your kids his. it is all part of that take care of me like a superhero with an S on the chest, When I call on the cellular you hooked up, come and save me.

Captain Save a ho by Clinton Ziza Smith May 10, 2006

Captain Save a Ho 

The expression, "Captian Save a Ho," is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers' services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.

"Captain Save a Ho" walks in and buys a lap dance and while the dancer is grinding him and he is getting aroused and falling in love, he chooses to ignore the work atmosphere and professional boundaries that go unsaid in the clubs, he interrupts his dirty talking to offer salvation, never in any substantial form, but, rather, a condescending declaration that she could do so much better, assuming that she is a victim and not a strong woman who has chosen this career. The intelligent dancer knows this is just a front for the man to try to get her to go home with him to enjoy her services for free and to control her life.

Captain Save a Ho by davkadeergirl February 22, 2011

captain save a ho 

Any guy who does anything for pussy even if it's futile. Major ass kissers who is real sissified.

-ho: can you go by me a new computer babe. It only costs 1500 dollars.

-captain save a ho: sure baby you're not giving me any but I hope you will love me If I by it for you.

-ho: sucker

captain save a ho by captain slap a ho March 31, 2010