A person who is completely unable to do anything right or to make things work. If given any task he/she will fuck it up causing problems for everybody.

Mike: How will be in charge of the christmas office party this year?

Al: I will take the title of marster of the ceremony?
Mike: Al, the only title you can take is Captain Clusterfuck. You can not organize a trip to the bathroom, let alone a party. Everything given to you is doomed for failure.

captain clusterfuck by buck neckid ALM December 6, 2010

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Captain Charisma

Christian's nickname since he is one of the most charismatic wrestlers in the WWE today.

"I'm Captain Charisma and that's how I roll."-Christian

Captain Charisma by Alex January 5, 2005

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Captain Cuck

A LOSER NERD with a good paycheck but absolutely no game whatsoever frequents a strip club, falls in love and ends up marrying a stripper who later traps him with child then gets super fat and unfuckable. This loser nerd stays in the marriage to avoid paying alimony but the fat ex stripper gets a new boyfriend who moves in and the pathetic loser nerd pays for everything.

Jalisco, a mild mannered banquet captain by day, but by night he becomes

CAPTAIN CUCK!!!!
Able to hear loud screams and moans in a single sigh
Able to hold his knees tight to his chest as he cries himself to sleep every night

Captain Cuck by meqanick68 May 15, 2023

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Captain Cunt

One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.

"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before I bitch slap her in the face"

Captain Cunt by yourmomlovesit July 28, 2009

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Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

Captain Cornhole by htownfun August 22, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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