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They are the sweetest most amazing friend you'll ever have. They have an amazing personality and is a lovely person to talk to and will always be by your side and give you support when you need it. Also, they are superior and just so beautiful. You'll fall head over heels for them (whether in a romantic way or not).
"Are you friends with captaiin.america?"

"Yes I am and they're the bestest friend I could ever ask for"
by Emily.romanoffhiddleston September 5, 2021
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We Believe You, Captain America

A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.

After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."

The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!

You: We believe you, Captain America.
by Wesley2006 January 23, 2008
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Captain America

Ok enough with sexual definitions for this man. They are disgusting & do not tell a new reader who Captain America is. Here goes accurate non sexual definition of this superhero. He is a fictional character in Marvel comic books. Joe Simon & Jack Kirby created him in Captain America Comics #1. Captain America was a patriotic supersoldier fighting Axis powers of World War II & Marvel's most popular character in WWII.

Wears a costume with American flag motif & a nearly indestructible shield he throws at foes. Usually alter ego of Steve Rogers, a frail man enhanced by an serum to aid US in WWII. In 1945, he was trapped in ice & survived in suspended animation until revival in present day. He remains respected in his community & became long-time Avengers leader.
First Marvel Comics hero with media outside comics with 1944 movie, Captain America. Been in other media,like the MCU portrayed by Chris Evans.
No superhuman powers, but through Super-Soldier Serum & "Vita-Ray", he is at zenith of natural human potential. Rogers' body replenishes super-soldier serum; it remains. In canon, he's one of the best hand-to-hand combatants in Marvel Universe. Formula enhances all metabolic functions & prevents build-up of fatigue poisons in his muscles, for endurance far above an ordinary human. This causes extraordinary feats, like bench pressing 1200 lbs & running a mile in 73 seconds. Captain is resistant to hypnosis or gases which limit focus.
That's the correct definition of Captain America, folks. If u want to read stories starring him, head to ur local comic store or online to buy his Marvel Comics issues.
by Fabulous Max October 3, 2017
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Shield Down, Captain America!

Phrase.
A verbal retaliation to an unnecessarily defensive outburst or physically defensive or evasive reaction. It is reference to the Marvel Comic Book character Captain America who uses a large round shield to defend himself from attacking foes.
"Shield Down, Captain America!" said Louis to Joe for ranting about how "everyone" was against his ideas "all the time."

When Toby winced and ducked at the cold beer Lyle tossed him, Ralph roared, "Shield Down, Captain America!"
by SAMMER of the GOODS April 28, 2009
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Captain America

A legend made by god himself stan lee and Morgan Freeman
You know I'm sort of captain america myself
by The grater of cheese February 24, 2019
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Captain America

Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.
Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America
by SovietRyan April 20, 2015
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Captain America Card

In the Game of Rape, The Capt. America Card, or Captain, is the King of Hearts. His awesomeness is unsurpassed. The Captain has the power to perform a Rape Combo on any card, albeit it is considered bad form to play the Captain on the SC Card (He has standards, afterall).

The Captain is also an integral part in the coveted Caledonia Combo.
SHA-ZAM! The Captain has owned you bitch! Try to Dave me will ya!
by Rape Player July 5, 2004
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