Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

Carpeted Kitchen by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

capreece

A very nice girl who is very loyal. She is the best friend you could have , she is the funniest but when you need her to be there for she will. She is the friend who will never let you down. When you see her she just brightens up you day .She the life of the group . She makes friends with everyone she is not scared.

When you see Capreece your day is full of joy.

capreece by The prettiest Girl February 9, 2019

copretendency 

When two people pretend to be needed by each other, falsely empowering each other.

I knew I had a copretendency when I asked my boyfriend to open a beer I could open myself so that he would have something to offer me.

copretendency by Legs4days January 10, 2021

Carrete 

Chilean for party...aka the best parties in the world because Chilean parties are the tits.

quieres ir al carrete esta noche?

Carrete by papa moyer January 14, 2010

mr. capretta

Dope teacher who always has a sweater for every holiday and a pencil behind his ear.

When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day."

mr. capretta by soup lover January 17, 2017

mr. capretta

Such a great grade eight teacher. He gave one of his students a bae leaf tree for Christmas

When Mr. Capretta teaches: "Osmosis! Now how many of you have a cup of bed, I mean cup of water beside your bed.... damnit, that was supposed to be Terminal."

mr. capretta by soup lover January 17, 2017

Carpeter 

1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses

Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter

Carpeter by mytwentycats August 29, 2017