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copretendency 

When two people pretend to be needed by each other, falsely empowering each other.
I knew I had a copretendency when I asked my boyfriend to open a beer I could open myself so that he would have something to offer me.
copretendency by Legs4days January 10, 2021

Comprehenderendement 

1. When it is clearly too fantastic to 'Comprehend' a fact or opinion, but you are instead left in a state of 'comprehenderendement.'

2. If you are too retarded to say 'Compris' in french and that falls out instead.

3. Say it backwards.
To comprehenderendement the situation he said 'I'M AN ADULT, SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.'

caretender 

Roll-neutral term for caretaker and caregiver.

The verb suffixes of those imply one is rewarding or denying the other,

from'tend', meaning to act as an attendant + -er to make it the same verb noun
"Did you hear about what great work the new caretender at … … has done for the transfolk recovering there?"
caretender by AmboNec December 19, 2013

Compretended 

When you pretend to understand what someone said, however you did not understand a thing they said.

Source hotweather and krum
I compretended what she said so she would leave me alone.
Compretended by THEnuthouse June 13, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026