When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day."
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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When Mr. Capretta teaches: "Osmosis! Now how many of you have a cup of bed, I mean cup of water beside your bed.... damnit, that was supposed to be Terminal."
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When mr. Capretta teaches: "Okay class, so the way gears work is that......yeah my family celebrates Christmas
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