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Carpenters

This is the name of the fans of the beautiful multi-talented singer, actress, writer, dancer, model, producer Sabrina Carpenter.
Sabrina’s fans are called carpenters
by dontsuemesabs April 15, 2021
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Carpenters

The official name for Sabrina Carpenter's idiotic fanbase.
Carpenters are known for being the most insecure fandom in history who can't praise Sabrina Carpenter without bringing down other artists who are clearly bigger than Sabrina, such as Ariana Grande, Olivia Rodrigo and Billie Eilish.
They constantly seek validation, and they genuinely believe she's the 2nd biggest female artist in the world, when she's far from that.
Instead of complimenting her like "I love Sabrina's vocals" or "Sabrina Carpenter's Short n' Sweet album was a success!", it's always some shit like "BIG BRINA SURPASSED & REPLACED ARIANA & OLIVIA & BILLIE & TAYLOR & MICHAEL JACKSON & THE BEATLES 💋💋".
They enjoy villainizing other fandoms (especially Olivia Rodrigo's fans) and painting them as cruel evil incels and even blaming the artists themselves for their fans, even though Carpenters have been incredibly racist for the past 5 years (despite many attempts to make themselves look like a poor innocent fandom that can't do any wrong.)

Another thing they're known for is lap dogging the shit out of swifties to win stan wars, just like Sabrina Carpenter does to Taylor Swift.

Overall a shitty insecure fandom who's insanely stuck in January 2021, they all love victimizing themselves despite being disgustingly racist and misogynistic themselves.
"I tried to criticize Sabrina Carpenter for referencing a movie where a child gets groomed, but Carpenters accused me of being a misogynistic incel who keeps slut shaming Sabrina?"

"That's what they usually do. They never miss a chance to pull the misogyny card."
by orangeseagull December 15, 2025
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carpenters dream

by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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carpenters balls

a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme
carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week
by jessica1# February 8, 2010
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Carpenters Cut

When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.
Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"

Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"
by Paul131279 February 22, 2007
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carpenters dream

by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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Carpenters delight

Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.
I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.
by Swaggy longbottom November 2, 2017
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