Emaciated Tadpole

A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely egotistic.

Guy 1: Did you know that Intel PC's are coming out with native quad-cores for Yorkfield?
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.

by Lee Savery October 15, 2007

anthroPC

A sentient walking, talking computer with a self-determining artificial intelligence, either Windows-based or Mac, from the webcomic Questionable Content.

Is that an oversized iPod?
No... It's Apple's new AnthroPC. His name is Winslow.

by Lee Savery December 24, 2006

CapsLock Love Affair

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.

User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.

by Lee Savery February 09, 2009