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Somebody who worships the cannabis plant religiously. When registering at a thc-ministry one gets an unlimited marijuhana-license because the first Amendment of US-constitution guarantees religious freedom.
Christian: Do you go to church?
Cantheist: No, I smoke shit to worship god.
Cantheist by LukeSkywalker672 January 10, 2009
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castiest 

A person who is indulged in filthy practice of discrimination based on caste and also practices untouchability. Deeply prevalent in India, a castiest can be a man or woman irrespective of age. Castiest stops casteism only upon his death.
You are a highly castiest person and not fit to to be the citizen of any country.

cuntiest 

adj. (superlative) the greatest extent of being cunty, acting extremely bitchy.
Why did i elect to play the cuntiest sport known to man? seriously, one week without roller derby drama would be fabulous!
cuntiest by tub8r August 16, 2009

cantastic 

Really nice tits and/or ass on a girl.
That girl is really cantastic!
cantastic by Jay Powers July 16, 2004
A person who resembles an unusually large vagina. Usually has qualities that cause others to want to hurt said person.
"Dude, Chris Olfers is a total cuntbeast!"
"Dude, when that negro stole my wallet, I called him a cuntbeast; then he stabbed me."
cuntbeast by Obediah Rodriguez January 17, 2004

Bethbearian Cantidate 

Hey, who did the Bethbearian Cantidate fuck this time? I got $20 that its Nick next time.