cant't

When your dumbass tries to spell can't, but your brain or fingers say otherwise.

Me: I cant't get enough of this song

Friend: Don't you mean can't?

Me: Nope, it's cant't now

cant't by StanchestCord3 May 13, 2022

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose 

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose by asdahetha December 22, 2022

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. 

shit,piss,fuck,cunt,cocksucker,mother fucker,tits.

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. is shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. by tizzle p October 20, 2008

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

If you’re with a girl and she acts a certain way or does certain thing like gold dig, thot around, etc. then you cannot make her into someone who will treat you right and with respect. In short, avoid THOTS!

“Man I love Kiana but she out here entertaining these other dudes. What do I do?”

“Well you know the old saying my man’s ‘you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?”

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife by BigSlickDaddy April 27, 2022

can't touch this 

MC Hammer had a hit with the name "U Can't Touch This." Generally means "I'm too good for you." or "You'll never be as good as I am."

Two people are dancing:
Person 1: Can't touch this!
Person 2: Darn. (walks off the dance floor)

can't touch this by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004

Cant Take Big d

another tiktok dance that fries you're brain cells

Cant Take Big d but i suck on it

omg stopp plss

Cant Take Big d by Shawwtyyy._.sksksk January 12, 2020

can't tell me nothin' 

A phrase that instantly refutes hating, unwarranted criticism, and other nonsense when said criticism is levied directly at its object, as opposed to through an intermediary. Made popular by the Kanye West song of the same name.

Playa': {Walks into club, solo, sporting black fedora and one-button blazer.}

Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!

Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?

Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!

can't tell me nothin' by M.C. Escher January 15, 2008