cannagasm

🔥 A climax of intense excitement in the presence of DANK CANNABIS.

🔥 When the budtender shows me the DANKIEST CANNABIS.. oh, the visual, the texture and the aroma..Im having a total CANNAGASM

by ClassicRonnie May 26, 2019

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Cannafam

(Noun) A supportive community of individuals brought together by their shared love for the cannabis plant

Contraction of 'cannabis family'

I have received so much support from my cannafam it is time I gave a little something back.

by Mrs Four Twenty September 29, 2021

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A person who is a member of several medical cannabis dispensaries and who obtains the maximum allowable quantity of cannabis from these clubs in order to obtain a sizable amount of cannabis for personal or commercial reasons

see definition: smurf

if I were a cannasmurf, I'd horde all the kush from all the LA dispensaries

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In banking, smurfing refers to splitting of a large financial transaction into multiple smaller transactions, each of which is below a minimum limit (such as $10,000) above which banks must report any financial transaction, precisely for the purpose of evading scrutiny by regulators or law enforcement. Someone who smurfs is a smurf in this context. Usualy hired by drug runners and usualy more than one to move an large amount of cash to launder it.

How are you going to launder all that money, Don't worry I have alot of smurfs.

by greenmaninto September 30, 2009

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Candygasm

What happens when Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel sees a large aisle of candy in an American supermarket.

Candygasm sounds like:"Ooh, this is so delicious- absolutely perfect.. and full of chemicals! Delicious!" *various moaning noises* "oh, my god, oh, ja, mmmm"

see on youtube: "Tokio Hotel TV (episode 41): Shopping Madness with Bill!" around 2:26.

by DasIstGelogen April 24, 2009

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