cannagasm 

🔥 A climax of intense excitement in the presence of DANK CANNABIS.

🔥 When the budtender shows me the DANKIEST CANNABIS.. oh, the visual, the texture and the aroma..Im having a total CANNAGASM

cannagasm by ClassicRonnie May 26, 2019

Cannafam 

(Noun) A supportive community of individuals brought together by their shared love for the cannabis plant

Contraction of 'cannabis family'

I have received so much support from my cannafam it is time I gave a little something back.

Cannafam by Mrs Four Twenty September 29, 2021

cannasmurf

A person who is a member of several medical cannabis dispensaries and who obtains the maximum allowable quantity of cannabis from these clubs in order to obtain a sizable amount of cannabis for personal or commercial reasons

see definition: smurf

if I were a cannasmurf, I'd horde all the kush from all the LA dispensaries

see definition: smurf
In banking, smurfing refers to splitting of a large financial transaction into multiple smaller transactions, each of which is below a minimum limit (such as $10,000) above which banks must report any financial transaction, precisely for the purpose of evading scrutiny by regulators or law enforcement. Someone who smurfs is a smurf in this context. Usualy hired by drug runners and usualy more than one to move an large amount of cash to launder it.

How are you going to launder all that money, Don't worry I have alot of smurfs.

cannasmurf by greenmaninto September 30, 2009

Candygasm 

What happens when Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel sees a large aisle of candy in an American supermarket.

Candygasm sounds like:"Ooh, this is so delicious- absolutely perfect.. and full of chemicals! Delicious!" *various moaning noises* "oh, my god, oh, ja, mmmm"

see on youtube: "Tokio Hotel TV (episode 41): Shopping Madness with Bill!" around 2:26.

Candygasm by DasIstGelogen April 24, 2009

cannabism 

worshipping the ganj. used usually when people first find out you're a pothead. one who practices cannabism is a cannabist.

First guy: "man i didnt know you smoked pot"

Cannabist: "dude, ever since that party a few months ago i've converted to cannabism"

cannabism by thizzzykitty February 26, 2009

Cannagar 

A cannagar is a cannabis cigar, rolled with marijuana leaves.

I'm so baked after smoking that huge cannagar!

Cannagar by JackFoxRox July 12, 2016

Carmagasm 

when something exciting or good happens to do with someone your obsessed with called carma

omg carma so totally spoke to me today !
omg like carmagasm!!

Carmagasm by Short Carma April 12, 2008