A person who is a member of several medical cannabis dispensaries and who obtains the maximum allowable quantity of cannabis from these clubs in order to obtain a sizable amount of cannabis for personal or commercial reasons
if I were a cannasmurf, I'd horde all the kush from all the LA dispensaries
see definition: smurf In banking, smurfing refers to splitting of a large financial transaction into multiple smaller transactions, each of which is below a minimum limit (such as $10,000) above which banks must report any financial transaction, precisely for the purpose of evading scrutiny by regulators or law enforcement. Someone who smurfs is a smurf in this context. Usualy hired by drug runners and usualy more than one to move an large amount of cash to launder it.
How are you going to launder all that money, Don't worry I have alot of smurfs.
What happens when Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel sees a large aisle of candy in an American supermarket.
Candygasm sounds like:"Ooh, this is so delicious- absolutely perfect.. and full of chemicals! Delicious!" *various moaning noises* "oh, my god, oh, ja, mmmm"
see on youtube: "Tokio Hotel TV (episode 41): Shopping Madness with Bill!" around 2:26.