cannasmurf

A person who is a member of several medical cannabis dispensaries and who obtains the maximum allowable quantity of cannabis from these clubs in order to obtain a sizable amount of cannabis for personal or commercial reasons

see definition: smurf

if I were a cannasmurf, I'd horde all the kush from all the LA dispensaries

see definition: smurf
In banking, smurfing refers to splitting of a large financial transaction into multiple smaller transactions, each of which is below a minimum limit (such as $10,000) above which banks must report any financial transaction, precisely for the purpose of evading scrutiny by regulators or law enforcement. Someone who smurfs is a smurf in this context. Usualy hired by drug runners and usualy more than one to move an large amount of cash to launder it.

How are you going to launder all that money, Don't worry I have alot of smurfs.

cannasmurf by greenmaninto September 30, 2009

cannasurgery

When one or more persons salvage; with precision, the last bits of weed to fill either;

A) One last blunt
B) One last bowl.

We were low on tree and had to perform cannasurgery.

cannasurgery by Chefkrzy August 29, 2018