candy machine
An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.
candy machine by Chairman June 30, 2004
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The Cotton Candy Machine
The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.
"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle
"Gross." -Fred
"Gross." -Fred
The Cotton Candy Machine by GRMCE November 17, 2011
The Candy Machine
Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down
The Candy Machine by rangle frangle September 12, 2009
The candy machine
The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
The candy machine by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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