Candis

A care giver at heart. Hard working, trustworthy, reliable, compassionate person. Loves life, friends and family. Will do anything for a person in need. Awesome friend and easy to get along with.

She was such a Candis. I loved her.

by crs10 February 3, 2010

Candis

Sexy, intellient and loyal woman with blonde hair. Usually is a functioning addict. Very resourceful.

Look at that Candis, she is so sexy!

by Blue84 December 10, 2017

Candis

Ask someone if they know your friend Candis.

Boy: Hey baby, do you know Candis.
Girl: who is Candis?
Boy: Candis dick fit in your mouth?

by Durban Ictionare January 4, 2019

Candis

Similar to Joe, Candis is a phrase used in order to switch a person’s name to a vulgar phrase.

Bob: Candis really has a nice shirt.
Tyrone: Fool, who the hell is Candis?
Bob: Candis dick fit in your mouth?

Bob was then gangrapeed and killed by Tyrone’s hood.

by lord bobo July 29, 2020

Candis

Funny joke

Hey do you know candis?

No who is candis?

Candis dick fit in yo mouth

by Gus bus June 4, 2021

Candis

A sexy woman that doesn't take shit from anyone. She is an amazing lover. She has a morbid sense of humor and is fascinated with the occult. She can read people like a book. Always knows when something is up. Great detective. Very intelligent.

She knew what I was up to, she's a total Candis.

by Villainess23 July 27, 2021

Candis Johnson

Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth

Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)

For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!

by Candis22443 September 28, 2018