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A care giver at heart. Hard working, trustworthy, reliable, compassionate person. Loves life, friends and family. Will do anything for a person in need. Awesome friend and easy to get along with.
She was such a Candis. I loved her.
Candis by crs10 February 3, 2010
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Sexy, intellient and loyal woman with blonde hair. Usually is a functioning addict. Very resourceful.
Look at that Candis, she is so sexy!
Candis by Blue84 December 10, 2017
Ask someone if they know your friend Candis.
Boy: Hey baby, do you know Candis.
Girl: who is Candis?
Boy: Candis dick fit in your mouth?
Candis by Durban Ictionare January 4, 2019
Similar to Joe, Candis is a phrase used in order to switch a person’s name to a vulgar phrase.
Bob: Candis really has a nice shirt.
Tyrone: Fool, who the hell is Candis?
Bob: Candis dick fit in your mouth?

Bob was then gangrapeed and killed by Tyrone’s hood.
Candis by lord bobo July 29, 2020
Funny joke
Hey do you know candis?

No who is candis?

Candis dick fit in yo mouth
Candis by Gus bus June 4, 2021
A sexy woman that doesn't take shit from anyone. She is an amazing lover. She has a morbid sense of humor and is fascinated with the occult. She can read people like a book. Always knows when something is up. Great detective. Very intelligent.
She knew what I was up to, she's a total Candis.
Candis by Villainess23 July 27, 2021

Candis Johnson 

Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth

Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)
For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!
Candis Johnson by Candis22443 September 28, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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