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Candas can be a cold hearted bitch to some who she fears will come for her. But she is a really good friend to those she loves.
She protects her loved ones all the time. She is a very funny person, but people take her humor as being a asshole . She falls in love easily so she like to keep her distance. If you find a candas, keep her close.
“Mom I lost candas :,(“

“Dumbass little shitty booty boy”
Candas by Stoopid19 January 22, 2019
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Candas is a very fat bastard that has no sense of humor at all. She needs special help also by shifting on the floor
God I wish I had a candas for a vacuum
candas by Bootypop001 January 29, 2018
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Candad is the real official name for Brazil. It was created by 14 pingspoofers. DuckDuckGo a popular kids search engine was founded and is hosted in Candad. Candad is also a region of Antarctica.

McDonald's Chessy Fries are a popular meal and is the official meal of the nation.

Many emojis are used here such as Japanese Symbol for Beginner.
Candad, the land of the 14 Pingspoofers.
Candad by GovernmentOfCandad June 16, 2019
It is a real country located inside of Antarctica. It also is the real name of Brazil. It has existed for about 14 years, 9 of which were influenced by a popular YouTuber named Zak/Skeppy. Other influencers have been the baguette eater named a6d. The national hairstyle is bald.

McDonald's Cheesy Fries were invented here and are very popular.

The most popular number is 14.

Emojis are the main form of communication with some popular ones being Japanese Symbol for Beginner and Magnifying Glass tilted left and right.

The most populous city is named Darryl, after internet celebrity BaldBoyHalo.
Candad is not a figment of BaldBoyHalo's imagination, it really does exist.
Candad by rammmmy June 16, 2019
Candad is the country in which Skeppy and a6d reside in.
DuckDuckGo, the Kid's search engine, is also hosted there
The Top used Emoji is "Japanese Symbol for Beginner", and the most eaten food is McDonald's Cheesey Fries
Did you know Skep lives in Candad? Wow, that's crazy, Candad is my favorite South American country!
Candad by Skepnoblade June 15, 2019
A South American country named in 2014. It first originated in Brazil, as a small town called "Candaddian", but slowly climbed it's way up to becoming it's own country. Popular youtubers "Skeppy", "BadBoyHalo", and "a6d" have recently moved there, as Candad has some of the best internet known to man. This country is also known for creating the popular food "Cheesy Fries".
Wow! I heard Candad has the BEST Cheesy Fries!
Candad by Connor The Habibi June 16, 2019
Candad, the old name of the Federative Republic of Brazil, has been changed after most people thought it was so similar to Canada. Although the name Candad is still being used by most intellectuals, BaldBoyHalo doesn’t believe it is real. Skeppy City is the largest city in area, and the capital of Candad. Darryl City is the most populous city of the country, and is named after YouTuber BadBoyHalo. Around 30 million people live in Darryl, which is 14% of the population.
The national food of the country is muffin, however most of the population loves McDonald’s cheesy fries more. People usually eat McDonald’s cheesy fries and baguettes together.
The search engine DuckDuckGo is hosted in Candad.
Recently, YouTubers a6d and Skeppy considered moving to Candad.
“I will move to Candad. I heard some famous YouTubers are moving there.”
“Do you mean Canada?”
“No, you idot! Candad, not Canada.”
Candad by lacrymae June 27, 2019
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