Cancus

If someone calls you a "Penis" instead of a "Dick", Calling someone a "Cancus" would be instead of a "Cunt". So it is pretty much a more polite way to call someone a cunt, equivalent to calling someone a "Penis".

"Hi Martin, how was your day today?"

"It was fine Devin! Except for this one guy who tried to snoodle with me..."
"Ya... What a Cancus"

by bluebee January 24, 2017

Cancun Cruz

1. A person in authority who callously ignores the suffering of others, instead using his power and position to completely escape the treacherous situation.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.

Cancun Cruz: “Let my fellow Texans freeze to death....I’m going to the beach!”

“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”

“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”

by builtforspeed February 18, 2021

Cancun

A place where NBA players go when they are eliminated from the playoffs or aren't playing in the league currently.

The term was originated from when Patrick Beverly and Marcus Morris were trash talking Dame and they said 'Cancun on 3' in reference to the fact that Cancun is a popular vacation spot and that Dame was eliminated. This would come to bite them as the Los Angeles Clippers would be eliminated one round later by the Denver Nuggets.

LeBron, AD, Curry, and KD are all in Cancun as they were eliminated in the playoffs.

by Rayman-originss June 21, 2021

Pussy concussion

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

slut of cancun cantina west

Is a specific thick sexy girl who enjoys picking up and fucking a lot of black guys there on ladies night.

Someone who fucks guys in the parking lot.
or Blow guys outside or in the bathroom.

Did you see S.Jane last nite. She Fucked a guy upstairs, and then sucked 5 guys in the bathroom. she is the slut of cancun cantina west.

by cancunfuck July 10, 2009

Basement Caucus

A group of Twitter lowlives in the political circle, many (but not all) of them stan accounts for a specific obscure politician, that are extremely autistic and don't leave their basements, and will never get to experience living life like a normal person. Very similar to the Election Mafia, with plenty of overlap as well.

The Republican Basement Caucus went on a rant about how a specific North Carolina politician would lose because he was too far right, although he really wasn't. He ended up winning by 7 points.

by god emperor blumpfth October 14, 2021

Because of my concussion...

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.

*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

by Avon67 February 24, 2011