The act of penetrating the ear canal, when ones penis is adequately covered in ear wax resembling a candle. Once constructed onemaylight whenever desired for a romantic fellatio session.
Mike gave Kendall a raunchy sweaty one of those "The Candle Maker" on top of the May Tag dryer.
when you are having sex and you drip melted wax into the girlsvagina.. then shove your dick in making a mold that you later turn into a candle..
guy 1:"dude how was last night with that chick from the bar?"
guy 2: "was awesome, gave her a West Virginia Candle Maker, i have the candle on my mantle.."
Coded expression for the Argentine word "Petera/o."
This word signifies the ability and recurrent action a woman takes of blowing a guy. It can also be denoted as somebody dumb/retarded.
El es un petera de primera.
She is a first class peter(peh-tehr)
She is a first class candlemaker.
Zoe es tan petera que ni puedo creerlo.
Zoe is such a peter(peh-tehr), I cannot bear it.
Zoe is such a candlemaker, I cannot bear it.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.