candinated

Chose one twin flame to candidate.

Hex fucked my life up to shreds now I'm shredder.
Use that in a 50c piece pipe and shoot it.

Masturbate into my dry armpit, twin soul.

I've candinated you and it makes sense.
I mastered music to cum with you.

by HexSlave33 June 8, 2022

Tea Party Candidate

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010

the Crime Candidate

An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.

Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023

Losing Candidate Denial

The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.

Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.

by renoryn January 6, 2009

Over-Canderated

When children have too much candy causing them to act crazy or do crazy things.Also known as over-canderation meaning the process of becoming over-canderated or a candy high.

"When Kyle got back from trick-or- treat he was bouncing off the walls. I could tell he was deffinately over-canderated"

by Teddy720s July 7, 2009

Cracker Candidate

Someone who can eat crackers in your bed anytime.

Mariska Hargitay has always been a cracker candidate.

by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

Raw Dog Candidate

An upstanding girl who you could have unprotected sex with because it seems very unlikely she would have an STD.

Emily was a raw dog candidate, or RDC. She recently passed an STD test, takes birth control diligently, got her vaccines, and is definitely not a slut.

by Vaginal McPube December 20, 2010