canadian doubles

like normal tennis, but the extra guy balances on the net cord and tries to win points on the players on each side. if he scores a point on one, the other gets a point. the player with the most points when the guy on the net has to get down to go to the bathroom wins.

it is however, a homosexual sport, since it orignated in canada.

"me, my dad, and some homeless man are going to play canadian doubles on friday. we are going to give him a bottle of whiskey as a reward after. wanna come watch?"

"no, thats fucking gay dude."

canadian doubles by shiftyjew April 29, 2010

canadian double date 

when two friends go on a date with a girl (or guy), where it's understood between the friends that either could end up getting the girl (or guy), or both could end up getting the girl (or guy) at the same time

person 1: "yo, sean and i totally went on a canadian double date with that girl last night"

person 2: "oh yeah, did either of you score?"

person 1: "we both did!"

person 2: "at the same time?"

canadian double date by benjamin adam gifford November 4, 2008

Canadian Double Tap 

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

Canadian Double Tap by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021

Canadian Double-Cross 

When your best friend fucks your girlfriend/wife, but you're ok with that and stay friends with both of them

-Did you know that Jack fucked Adam's girlfriend? Best part is, Adam still hang out with them.
-A classic canadian double-cross... What a cuck!

Canadian Double-Cross by helghaasst December 10, 2017

Canadian Double Standard 

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.

I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!

Canadian Double Standard by Dizzy Pink June 5, 2015

Canadian Double-Header

A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.

Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?

Canadian Double-Header by idrawgood July 2, 2018

Canadian Body Double 

The nicer, more respectful and less vulgar version of your true self. Used for business events or first impressions.

I had to meet Kayla's Mother so I brought my Canadian Body Double.

Canadian Body Double by Q_QUILLIAM May 12, 2016