canadian blow 

The act of plugging one nostril with a finger and blowing out the other nostril in order to get rid of snot; typically done without a tissue.

Guy 1: Dude, I have snot in my nose, but there’s no tissues anywhere.
Guy 2: Don’t you know how to Canadian blow?

canadian blow by Pseudanonym March 18, 2019

Canadian Blow Job 

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

Canadian Blow Job by Barney F. January 18, 2010

Canadian Blowtorch

When a male and female are having intercourse and the male covers his dick in maple syrup.

Brandon: Sally why does your pussy have syrup in it!

Sally: Andrew gave me a good ol' Canadian Blowtorch yesterday.

Canadian Blowtorch by itsacanadian88 May 7, 2017

Canadian Blower 

Blow job given while in an ice fishing shanty.

Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.

Canadian Blower by 123bdk February 24, 2021

canadian blowjob 

When a woman blows her nose during intercourse.

My girlfriend has a cold, I stand a good chance of getting a canadian blowjob tonight.

canadian blowjob by Trevorino May 31, 2011

Canadian Blowjob 

N.) A northern blowjob involving ice and maple syrup.

Related to the Zamboni, and Rusty Zamboni

Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.

Canadian Blowjob by Artic Thunder Hooser September 29, 2013

Canadian Blowjob 

Oral Sex that involves a lot of teeth and isn't enjoyable

Matt is in a grumpy mood because he got a Canadian Blowjob last night

Canadian Blowjob by Hairy H February 28, 2010