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cansurfing 

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.
Oh damn, I have to crap, but my friend just got on...time to start cansurfing.
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carsurfing

The practice of riding in other friend's cars as a main source of transportation. Mostly practiced by 15-18 year olds who do not own cars, however occasionally practiced by adults. Name is taken from the more popular couchsurfing.
Dude, Andrew is always carsurfing like a motherfucker. He needs to get his own damn ride!
carsurfing by Pinkythefloyd July 28, 2010

cumsurfer 

The one who surfs on cum after sucking many dicks
Man, Jimmy is such a cumsurfer.
cumsurfer by OrganFapper January 12, 2016

carsurfing

Riding on the outside of a car, usually at a normal driving speed speed much like trainsurfing. Usually done by a passenger, unlike when someone attempts to ghostride the whip.
What happened to your arm?

I was carsurfing the other night and wiped out.
carsurfing by DPDX July 24, 2007

Comsurfache 

The irratiablility of sleeping alone.
Ever since she kissed me I’ve had Comsurfache til like 3-4 am an she’s doesn’t seem to mind it.. I’m gulliable.
Comsurfache by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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